January 2010
FUCK YEAH.
Don’t need a reason to  Do the things that I do  No need to impress you  Just wanna undress you  I really love your shoes  You still kick Kangaroos  And the way you comb your hair  Like it’s 1982  I don’t live to break the rules  I just want to make you drool  ‘Cause baby I come equipped  With every kind of tool  A midnight interlude  I’ll lick your attitude  Until...
Jan 29th
I hate this fucking train. I only hear it...
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
ListenHide and Seek-Imogen Heap (via spacewalrus) I...
Jan 29th
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ever wonder how people stumble onto your blog?
i do. idk why anyone would follow me, but thanks anyway!
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
errbody gettin' crunk.
boys tryna touch my junk.
Jan 19th
“vagina! vagiiiina!! vaginaaaaaa!!!”
– some girl outside my dorm, talking extremely too loud.
Jan 19th
Jan 18th
i underestimate marijuana's abilities, i'm pretty...
Jan 18th
Jan 18th
I HAVE A COLD.
>:(
Jan 18th
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Jan 12th
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she was buzzin' all over me,
she was buzzin’ all over me.
Jan 12th
This guy on tv is so afraid of death that he takes 250 pills, drinks a specific type of water, and drinks 8 glasses of green tea daily.
Jan 11th
I love those freecreditreport.com commercials!
Jan 4th
Is it weird that I don’t have a favorite Harry Potter book?
Jan 4th
Jan 4th
Fyi, skorts are like mullets for your butt.
Jan 2nd