February 2011
I love Stick It. The majority of the soundtrack is...
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Bleeker: I still have your underwear.
Juno: I still have your virginity.
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ALL BABIES WANT TO GET BORNED.
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They make his junk smell like pie.
January 2011
My sister really fucking drive me nuts.
Nutssssss
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My baby was moving all over the place at the last...
It was amazing.
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This long distance thing SUCKS.
after this, never again. i swear it.
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Grandpa, seriously if you're that tired go to bed....
Extreme Partying
Mom: Just saw on the news that kids are snorting bath salts. Just say no!! K?
There have been so many suicides in my state because of this stupid shit.
When i realize that my boobs are fucking awesome.
dennis-:
When you know you're being annoying but you don't...
makunahatata:
Me: Hey mom, can I have some of your drink?
Mom: No.
Me: Ok, thanks. *grabs coke*
Mom: *REDICULOUSLY LOUD SIGH*
Me: What? I went and bought your BC powders.
Mom: Ok, A) you probably didn't even get out of the car to buy them. 2) I gave you the money. And C) you forgot them in the car and made me walk outside to go get them.
Me: So what's your point?
You win some, you lose some. As long as the...
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time...”
– Jim Henson (via kari-shma)
I am 20 yrs old. I don't need a fucking...
I really don't fucking like my boyfriend.
Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big...
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